Prajurit Tini, sepuluh menit lagi akan dilantik jadi tentara, ketika pakai baju seragam, ternyata kancing kantong bajunya lepas, dan betapa kagetnya dia, bagaimana caranya harus melengkapi kancing kantong yang terlepas. akhirnya dia punya akal, "Eureka...eureka" Ia sobek kain pas di kantong baju kemudian ia keluarkan puting susunya yang seperti kancing.
Terompet komando sudah terdengar, maka Prajurit Tini bergegas kelapangan untuk melakukan upacara pelantikan. Seperti biasa komandan upacara memerika barisannya satu persatu. Akhirnya sampailah di depan Prajurit Tini, dan sang komandan mengamati kancing baju parajurit tini, lalu Ia pegang-pegang kancing palsu parajurit Tini.
Apa yang dibicarakan komandan terhadap prajurit tini??????
Jumat, 13 Agustus 2010
Selling Bird
When the day of the week yesterday. Mang Uhe given the task of the Grandfather, which sells parrots that have been eloquent
Mang Uhe: "Please buy this bird is already well-spoken. This bird when pulled their feet to the left it will say "Good Morning". If the leg is pulled to the right so to speak "good afternoon"
Please, please anyone who wants to buy.
Buyer if drawn both legs how?
Bird, who had been listening to straight talk "Yes, I fell, stupid!"
Mang Uhe: "Please buy this bird is already well-spoken. This bird when pulled their feet to the left it will say "Good Morning". If the leg is pulled to the right so to speak "good afternoon"
Please, please anyone who wants to buy.
Buyer if drawn both legs how?
Bird, who had been listening to straight talk "Yes, I fell, stupid!"
Jumat, 06 Agustus 2010
Fake
By Iwan Rs
When it comes to dental experts, Kang Nono very interested once with one of the dentures, it looks a lot like very strong, and it looks like the original tooth., Kang Nono asking price of these dentures.
"U.S. $ 15"
Being interested in the Kang Nono spend money in his wallet, and gave an to the Dental Experts
"Hey, look at this fake money, why did you give fake money?"
"Look at this real or fake teeth, fake it then I also pay with counterfeit money"
When it comes to dental experts, Kang Nono very interested once with one of the dentures, it looks a lot like very strong, and it looks like the original tooth., Kang Nono asking price of these dentures.
"U.S. $ 15"
Being interested in the Kang Nono spend money in his wallet, and gave an to the Dental Experts
"Hey, look at this fake money, why did you give fake money?"
"Look at this real or fake teeth, fake it then I also pay with counterfeit money"
Pure Virgina
by Iwan RS
Nyi Mumun who had just had a marriage is engrossed in talking the same close friend who called Mimin.
"Mun tell me how the first night of the incident at the wedding" Ask Mimincik
.
"Ow Kang Tarsa was a virgin pure, pristine" said Nyi Mumun
"Try ... try ... is how genuine it is called a virgin?" critical Mimin
"Wow ..... that privates are still wrapped in plastic"
"You fool you, so that her name Condom"
Nyi Mumun who had just had a marriage is engrossed in talking the same close friend who called Mimin.
"Mun tell me how the first night of the incident at the wedding" Ask Mimincik
.
"Ow Kang Tarsa was a virgin pure, pristine" said Nyi Mumun
"Try ... try ... is how genuine it is called a virgin?" critical Mimin
"Wow ..... that privates are still wrapped in plastic"
"You fool you, so that her name Condom"
Animal Doctor
By. Iwan Rs
When the market today, the atmosphere of the street so bad, plus there's a horse carts, which suddenly laid him, perhaps because of fatigue. This situation adds a long queue of cars are increasing rapidly, even though the horse was often whipped but still only silence.
Not long there came a woman dressed in a white-white horse approached the sick, and then ask the owner "Why did the horse, sir?"
"Lack of know Mom, suddenly immediately wrote this'" said the Owner
Then the woman approached the horse, fingering. Not long ago The horse got up and ran.
"Mom was able to do with my horse so quickly?"
"Ohh it's easy ....., just held his genitals."
"Well ma'am, please hold the mine, in order to chase a horse!"
When the market today, the atmosphere of the street so bad, plus there's a horse carts, which suddenly laid him, perhaps because of fatigue. This situation adds a long queue of cars are increasing rapidly, even though the horse was often whipped but still only silence.
Not long there came a woman dressed in a white-white horse approached the sick, and then ask the owner "Why did the horse, sir?"
"Lack of know Mom, suddenly immediately wrote this'" said the Owner
Then the woman approached the horse, fingering. Not long ago The horse got up and ran.
"Mom was able to do with my horse so quickly?"
"Ohh it's easy ....., just held his genitals."
"Well ma'am, please hold the mine, in order to chase a horse!"
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